Deciphering a spam text message for the Illuminati March 12th, 2019, 11:40 am
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ARNING: THIS IS A JOKE! DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! OR DO, YOUR COMMENT WILL BE HILARIOUS EITHER WAY!


So I got a spam message from an unknown number. Always a bad sign. So I deciphered it and have come to the conclusion that the ILLUMINATI has sent it.

Also a few suggestions for the Illuminati next time they try to send spam messages.

1. Don't assume that they want a boyfriend. With all the changing sexualities going around, I'm pretty sure some folks would rather date the d.e.a.d. girl that shows up in their room. On an extended note, I did not receive the dead girl promised to me if I did not resend your message to 14 or 15 other females that I have the numbers of. I feel it is upsetting that a promise of this extent wouldn't of been fullfilled, so I will have a talk with the managers. If we cannot come to an agreement I will be suing for 100,000 containers of various junk foods.

2. Don't assume their gender. You never know if they are not a girl. That is rude.

3. Don't assume their religion. Some people may believe in god and that is fine, but I for one have been converted to Greek mythology since fourth grade. Therefore either take notice of all religions in your spam texts or don't include it at all.

I hope the member of the Illuminati that sent this to me reads this and learns from it, so in the future they can send better spam messages.

Also member of the Illuminati who sent me that spam text, How did you type the little o with a palm tree sticking out? I could not figure it out so I just drew an o with a palm tree sticking out.

Thank you so much

Ranboo~

Posted @ March 12th, 2019, 11:40 am

Posted @ September 15th, 2019, 12:49 am

Reader Comments:

I have been arned
And so had the Illuminati

Good job in detecting them, ranboo.
*x-files theme intensifies*

Posted @ March 12th, 2019, 3:23 pm


this is beautiful

Posted @ March 12th, 2019, 3:55 pm


Hhhhhhhh

*gets wood chipper & puts dolla bills in*

Posted @ March 13th, 2019, 12:18 am


oh my god youre so smart

Posted @ March 13th, 2019, 5:33 am


Lmao Smartz

Posted @ March 30th, 2019, 4:16 pm


You are right I am in 4th grade and that took 9 hours to figure out it is amazing how you figured that out and I got a similar email and it = to... ( I will show in my next post)

Posted @ May 7th, 2019, 7:42 pm